Click
Printable View
...
sex offender status because he tried to have sex with a dummy? How serious can the prosecutors be? Who is even going to press charges? The museum?
Some people are really fucking stupid. A mannequin? Try A) Warm apple pie, B) A pillow, C) A water worm, D) Animal + Peanut Butter, E) The jets from a whirlpool, OR
A REAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING!!!!!!
...ROFL
Maybe the guy couldn't get nobody
What's up with the guy that said "But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour." Fucking retard, is he afraid that his doll-collection will get raped. Or that his dolls will have an affair.
Heh. He was afraid his dolls would cheat on him...Quote:
Originally posted by: el_boss
What's up with the guy that said "But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour." Fucking retard, is he afraid that his doll-collection will get raped. Or that his dolls will have an affair.
Damn, that was a bizarre news. The dude should at least have picked a better looking doll.
lol. What a retard. Its kinda dumb to register him as a sex offender seeing as theres supposed to be some kind of danger posed by the guy for it to be justified, but hey, I say good for the schmuck.
everyone needs some lovin
wow......wow....first time i saw title i thought that said "terra"....wow...
Animal + Peanut Butter? That's scary. I can already imagine another newspaper headline concerning a freak accident.. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by: masamuneehs
Some people are really fucking stupid. A mannequin? Try A) Warm apple pie, B) A pillow, C) A water worm, D) Animal + Peanut Butter, E) The jets from a whirlpool, OR
A REAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING!!!!!!
And what's a water worm?
I have to admit you have stirred my curiosity as well with the water worm thing... what the hell is that?
LOLLL, you got to be kidding me.. an 18 year old tried to have sex with a mannequin? i mean like WTF lol, but be honest.. Who doesn't want to do that in a public arts cenre...? lolQuote:
A teenager has been charge with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.
Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.
Best line:
Seriously funny news. I guess some people really are that deperate/horny.Quote:
"There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin."
Water worm, well as far as what it means to me is this:
Imagine a plastic toy in the shape of an elongated cylinder with a hole all the way through the length of it. In the plastic cylinder is a liquidy substance (sometimes decorated with sparkles and other stuff) that is not quite water but is certainly quite squishy.
If you're understanding the image you can imagine the self-pleasuring-possibilities such a toy might offer.
If not, let me clarify: It's like a long-PocketPussy which will surround your pen15 with a squishy feeling as you ---> <---- it.
lovely...just lovely...i wonder why terra isnt here yet.
Gosh, your right.. we shouldn't be making fun of him, but Learning from him and start screwing all mannequin's.... lolQuote:
Originally posted by: masamuneehs
Water worm, well as far as what it means to me is this:
Imagine a plastic toy in the shape of an elongated cylinder with a hole all the way through the length of it. In the plastic cylinder is a liquidy substance (sometimes decorated with sparkles and other stuff) that is not quite water but is certainly quite squishy.
If you're understanding the image you can imagine the self-pleasuring-possibilities such a toy might offer.
If not, let me clarify: It's like a long-PocketPussy which will surround your pen15 with a squishy feeling as you ---> <---- it.
Riiiight.... for some reason I was thinking its something you do underwater....Quote:
Originally posted by: masamuneehs
Water worm, well as far as what it means to me is this:
Imagine a plastic toy in the shape of an elongated cylinder with a hole all the way through the length of it. In the plastic cylinder is a liquidy substance (sometimes decorated with sparkles and other stuff) that is not quite water but is certainly quite squishy.
If you're understanding the image you can imagine the self-pleasuring-possibilities such a toy might offer.
If not, let me clarify: It's like a long-PocketPussy which will surround your pen15 with a squishy feeling as you ---> <---- it.
ROFL!!! I haven't laughed this hard in months! Plain description of form and function (just in case you didn't surmise function from form).
Holy crap that is sad. This kid needs a life, and a gf as it seems [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Geez...like the guy can't spent a few bucks to do a hooker. I don't think he should be charged as a sex offender though. It's a freakin mannequin. Just label him as a desperate sicko with no life and be on your merry way.
Man, if he couldn't get laid before, imagine now that this news broke out.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
I've been busy trying the water wo- ehm... I mean, what are you talking about? I would never frequent a sinful nest of a topic such as this!Quote:
Originally posted by: Chaoskiddo
lovely...just lovely...i wonder why terra isnt here yet.