So I recently had to break it off with my GF. I can now go into a bar or a club and just get right down to pimpin those hoes like the dog that i was born to be. Let me give you an example...this happened at last night at the strip club down town.

me: Hey you little sexy biatch daddy's got some sugar for your ass and it sure as hell is "pure white and deadly"

her: ohhh you'rer so naughty and sexy, i just love short balding men

me: thats what your dad said when i was groping his ass at that gay club down town you sexy little minx! (i realized later that this line was a mistake but even the tighest game can still improve)

her: whats your fucking problem?

me: (she wanted me and i knew it) why don't you give me your number baby and i'l show you the only problem i have is with my dick. (i smiled).

her: (laughing) go jack off you stupid twat.

me: i love it when you talk dirty (i then walked away with her longing for more and my first pickup under my belt)