Yeah. That was an excellent site and find, Deadfire. Thanks.
Yeah. That was an excellent site and find, Deadfire. Thanks.
Law of Dramatic Multiplicity is my favorite law. It's what makes shounen series kick ass!
great find deadfire, and it is amazing how true this is. Although we maybe laughing at this now. Theses are the laws the anime world are governed by, for the most part. Its' what makes anime great.
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Ahh, I remember when I first stumbled upon Anime Cafe(why can't i use Alt+0233 for special e on this forum??) so funny. It also explains so many things that I just didn't get in Anime, like the nosebleed thing, and the Uninteruptible Metamorphasis, I always wondered why no one just attacked one of the lions while Voltron was forming.
Hah, I remember reading these. Yeah, some of them are a bit outdated, or based on Pokemon or Slayers. The rest are good though, and still apply to some recent series.
I remember someone posting this one in a Bleach thread way back during Byakuya and Ichigo's fight.Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
Some of my own:
Law of Hypertension
When someone is shot or cut, blood shoots out due to extreme blood pressure. This is due to the lack of vegetables in the victim's diet.
Law of Orphanage
Children start living alone, separate from the parents, at the age of 6.
First corollary: The child often lives with a sibling of the opposite sex.
Law of Communism
Japan is a communist country. The lives of everybody, including children, are financed by the government. This explains how the Law of Orphanage is possible.
Law of Flavors
Food prepared by females are always delicious.
In contrast, food prepared by males always taste like Chuck Norris's tears.
Equation of Mutual Attraction
Girls = Need protection
Boys = Provide protection
Therefore Girls + Boys = 0
Law of Crowd Evasion
Even in the busiest of places, the characters will always find an empty area where they can do whatever they want.
For example: Every school library has a private study area where nobody dares to go to.
well that do not apply to One Piece since Sanji (who is a male, unless i didn't catch something) is a great cook, so his food are delicious.Originally Posted by BOARD_of_command
and food by females... most of the time.. ya it do
is it you who made those laws, or you found them on some other website? (not BoC laws)
I don't know about this one. I've seen several where it seems like the female absolutely sucks at cooking and found myself wondering after a while "Are there any series that a woman actually can cook?" Or at the very least, there is a woman opposite who is a fantastic cook to make the other girl look like more of a loser.
Deadfire's post was awesome - I wanted to pick a favorite but I just can't because they're all so great. I love the titles the best and wish I had someone around me to share with but no one else within my immediate circle of friends watches anime. *tear*
I kinda feel like thinking of some myself now..hehe.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
My god thats a long list.....and all true to the letter......Nice post Deadfire.
That's some funny stuff!
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