Super Brawny Wacky Beast

[LobsterMagnet]

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Some more good news, a good friend of mine's agreed to help out by designing a Super Brawny Wacky Beast Website so once I start making these I'll have a place to post them online (probably put them on youtube as well).

And for those of you who are wondering about the origin of the name here's the back story:

My good friend/co-creator was looking around in a dollar bin and he came across an old bey blade model (the anime with the spinning tops). Just for shits and giggles he bought it to see if he could assemble it and get it to work, but the instructions were so illegible filled with half-translated engrish he could't make heads or tails of it. One catch phrase that stuck with him was the line "insert super brawny wacky beast". Despite his best efforts he couldn't do anything with it. So he wound up asking his father whose a professional artist and model builder to see if he could make heads or tails of it. In the end he couldn't figure the stupid thing out either. The one thing that stuck with us though was the wonderful yet catchy engrish name "Super Brawny Wacky Beast" and the rest of the idea came from that.

Hope you enjoyed that little anecdote.

For anyone else whose just viewing but interested in helping to contribute to this growing project please email me my address is ishapiro@goucher.edu

BGLAD (it's gay activist group for those of you who aren't familiar with them)

Frame 1: A bunch of stick figures standing around one stick figure in front of all the others stands up on a soapbox then begins to speak

Lead Stick Figure: Hello fellow members of BGLAD our official meeting has begun. As I'm sure you're all well aware of we exist to help the spread tolerance and acceptance of just being gay. Were here to ensure that everybody embraces the homosexual race and that they can roam free and prosper throughout the meadows, dance clubs, and discos without fear of being persecuted by bigoted narrow-minded Republicans.

Frame 2: Stick figure from group raises hand.

Lead Stick Figure: You have a question?

Stick figure: umm we're at a liberal arts college, aren't most people who come here are already open-minded towards a wide variety of life-styles backgrounds and races. Isn't it kind of pointless to preach tolerance to a mostly tolerant community?

Frame 3: Stick figures looking angrily at the lone voice of descent.

Stick Figure Leader: How can you be so intolerant and ignorant? Without us to safeguard the gay race who will be there be to ensure they will be around so future generations can enjoy there their lighting fast non-sequitur laden repertoire, fashion advice, and of course witty banter concerning popular culture. It's up to us to roam the campus to root out any intolerant bastards who seek stamp out the gay race by denying them the right to marriage. Obviously you must be one of “them” well I'm sorry but your going to have to leave, and no you are not invited to the drag ball, our weekly screening of Will and Grave, and of course you will be banned from our trip to the Barbara Streisand concert.

Frame 4: Stick figure walks away as Leader continues to talk away.

Stick Figure Leader: Well now that we've rooted out that bigot from our midst I think it's time for us to discuss new business. Have any of you found any newly de-closeted homosexuals in your midst?

Unanimous reply from all stick figures: No.

Stick Figure Leader: Well then lets proceed to the breeding pens.

Frame 5: Stick figures gather around an enclosed pen with two gay stick figures wearing florescent colored clothes and other trendy designs. There clothing is colored in. There is a food bowl and water dish as well as boombox in the corner with a bunch of CD’s in the corner. They don't look happy.

Gay Stick Figure #1: Hey are you going to let out us out, we've been here for two weeks. Please could you let us go?

Lead Stick Figure: Why don't you want to go out of here? We've given you everything you need to survive, you have food, water, and a complete anthology of Abba. Now mate!

Frame 6: Gay stick figure #1 and Gay stick figure #2 look at each other awkwardly.

Gay Stick Figure #2: We don't really like each other that much. You can't force people to fall in love. Can you just let us go?

Lead Stick Figure: I SAID MATE!!!!!!!

Hope you enjoyed that, just remember the more artist who join team wacky beast the more quickly skits will be drawn up. So for those of you who are intersted in helping out please post or PM me. Oh one last thing I've gotten some shirts made at cafe press as soon as they arrive I'll post pictures of them as well.

[gr3atfull]

Great work you have done there! It is really entertaining! Please continue what you were doing.

[LobsterMagnet]

Wow who knew that one vaguely burried link at Penny Arcade would lead to such an increase in viewership. Speaks volumes about how devoted following they possess. I'm quite happy to say that things are moving along quite nicely with Super Brawny Wacky Beast. More artists are coming along interested in contributing their artwork. More people who are willing the illistrate the faster content will be produced, the faster content is produced the more quickly we'll be able to actually get the episode put together, the faster we get episodes put together the more quickly we'll be able to actually get an official website online.

I know by now I probably sound like a broken record but like I've stated before if you like what your seeing and have any tiny bit of artistic talent feel free to email me (at ishapiro@goucher.edu) and you too can become a part of team wacky beast. Also tide over the increased viewership here's a newly completed skit entitled:

Baby Hammer 5000



General: As I’m sure you’re all well aware of we are losing the war on terror, horribly. We need to find a new way to properly utilize our current assets and resources to neutralize the situation in Iraq. That is why R&D has been working hard a new weapon that will simultaneously demoralize as well as intimidate the enemy. We have worked long and hard on this so thus, I present to you The Baby HAMMER 5000



Stick figures: oooohhhhh ahhhhhhh ohhhhhhh

General: As you can see here the baby hammer 5000 is equipped with a thermonuclear generator designed to propel any type of desired ammunition at sub atomic speeds that can easily break the sound barrier.

Stick figure: So what exact kind of ammunition do you plan on using for this device?

General: we plan on deploying this weapon in Iraq to settle down the last contingents of insurgent resistance. So we’ll be using the most ample ammunition resource currently available in easily accessible large quantities.



General: orphaned children. No matter what we do there appears to be a limitless supply of them. Especially within the Middle Eastern region. There usually serve as a liability, walking in the middle in front of clearly visible bullets, mortars, and air strikes. They do nothing but generate negative publicity, this way were turning these once useless orphans into a productive tool in the reconstruction of Iraq.

Stick Figure: Do we have some sort of contingency plan should the public find out about this. (crickets)

General: errr…we’ll tell’em that the insurgents made it, because they… they don’t like…freedom.



General: as you can see here the baby hammer 5000 fires at such a high velocity that they explode into a gooey mist and causing a great deal of collateral damage to the entire surrounding area. Not only does this neutralize any opposition but if any should survive the psychological damage should be so severe that they’ll spend the rest of there life cradled into a fetal position sucking their thumbs as well as using there feces to draw incoherent symbols in a futile attempt to communicate.



General: So what do you think? (crickets)

The final frame isnt finished yet but it basically involves all of the stick figures bursting into applause after a few seconds of silence.




Here's a little teaser for one our more ambitious skits. Basically were trying to make learning fun for the youth of today. So what better way to teach children about Karl Marx and communism then to recast him as a super hero fighting the good fight against the evils of capitalism. Pictured here we see Mr. Marx looking off to the sunset with trade mark Hammer and Sickle weapon attached to his back with his bear companion Lenin at his side as he heads off into a barren corporate waste land to fight capitalism. Later he meets and combats Donald Trump who is armed with giant golden Mace with Diamond for it's head and equiped with a shield with the dollar bill on it. He rides atop a giant bull named Rockafeller who wears a top hat and has a monicle. Look forward to it.

Again for all of the new viwers who are seeing this for the first time thank you for taking the time to take a look at my work in progress. For any of you interested in helping out don't fret if I don't answer your emails immediately it's because my family is going on a vaction so I'll be gone for a week. If you like what your seeing please show it to your friends, family, etc anything and everything to get the word out. Hope you've enjoyed things so far and here's hoping that I'll hear from each and everyone of you who expresses interest and excitement.



DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! ARGGG!!!!! Stupid Photo bucket. Of course my fricking bandwith gets exceded once I'm away on vacation. I'm sorry for all of you who were interested in viewing but got to see nothing. Damn this is frustrating. Hopefully I'll soon be able to get the link to my uploaded pictures up and running again.

If any of you know of any other better photo uploading sites that I can use that don't try to pull off this kind of bullshit then please let me know.

DAMN YOU PHOTO BUCKET!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!

[darkshadow]

.......imageshack maybe?...........( why to people even bother with photobucket)

[LobsterMagnet]

Yeah it's back it's been refreshed. Although like hell I'm using photo bucket again.

Good news for all who are interested in everything Super Brawny Wacky Beast related. My radio show will be back on the online airwaves soon. Once the time and dates are set I'll post info and links so if anybody here is interested can listen or even call in and speak with me directly. I'll post info as soon as everything's cleared.

For all two of you who've been following Super Brawny Wacky Beast some exciting news is coming.

This week marks the launch of Team Wacky Beast radio. My show will be airing at 10 PM this thursday. click this link to listen http://www.goucher.edu/x7656.xml when the time comes. Hell if your up for it you can even call in the phone number is 1-410-337-6520. I'd love to hear back from someone. The show itself will basically consist of me and the Super Brawny Wacky Beast's co-creator Scott brainstorming new skits.

If your interested please tune in or if you can call in as well. See you there (assuming you bother to check it out).

Also for your enjoyment the Super Brawny Wacky Beast them song. Each of the numbers corresponds to one of the frames seen on the first page, enjoy!

Super Brawny Wacky Beast: Opening theme song.


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make the most of propensity, depart at this instant!!!

(2) Super Brawny Wacky Beast, Super Brawny Wacky Beast, Super Brawny Wacky Beast


(3) Here’s how the story goes, we find out about a super powered beast of disaster, coming right at ya. Because it’s about a

Supa Brawny Wacky Beast, ancient terra from da east, battlin’ the murk and burstin from his chains he’s gone insane with the POWAAAA YEAEAAAAAHH!!!

ACTION POWAAAAAA….. GO NOW!!!!

(4) All ya fools better be stepin’ back cause da masta of distasta be coming right at ya. .

(5) It’s gonna rip out your eyes and small intestines because it’s da best beast with the most destructive intention, bitch yo life is spent. Watch out it’s coming fo ya, it’ll eat you and yo buddies to because it’s the

(6) Supa Brawny Wacky Beast .

(7) Action power, go now!!!

(8) explosion sound effect with Fake Guitar solo for 15 seconds.

(9) End of fake guitar solo. (I.E. Screeching cats).

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