Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack
I don't know what to say about this one, other than it's pretty effing strange."I tell you, this was one weird case."
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Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack
I don't know what to say about this one, other than it's pretty effing strange."I tell you, this was one weird case."
(via digg)
Yeah I read this in the post today. The story is weird enough but smacking someone with an 8 inch sausage is just hilarious. I especially love how the police said " the dog ate the weapon"
If only disposing of weapons was always that easy.
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The sausage slapper had me laughing for about 10 minutes.
Girl commits suicide
Drama queenBHOPAL, India - A teenage girl in central India killed herself on Wednesday after being traumatized by media reports that a "Big Bang" experiment in Europe could bring about the end of the world, her father said. The 16-year old girl from the state of Madhya Pradesh drank pesticide and was rushed to the hospital but later died, police said.
Her father, identified on local television as Biharilal, said that his daughter, Chayya, killed herself after watching doomsday predictions made on Indian news programs.
For the past two days, many Indian news channels held discussions airing doomsday predictions over a huge particle-smashing machine buried under the Swiss-French border.
The machine, called the Large Hadron Collider, was switched on on Wednesday, at the start of what experts say is the largest scientific experiment in human history..
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
Would people stop shitting themselves, the scientists themselves say everything will be fine.
that girl is a total drama queen, she was worried that if she died because of the experiment, there will be no one left to cry for her, so she offed herself before the rush hours.
and that LHC didn't kill us , but there still are some energy limits it didn't break. so there's still hope.
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Currently Watching: probably a show directed at 9 years old girls, lets be honest.
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The msnbc article linked in the article you linked is awful. Talk about sensationalism.Originally Posted by Death BOO Z
hahaha wut??? They have absolutely no idea what they're talking about.It is a $4 billion instrument that scientists at the European Center of Nuclear Research, or CERN, hope to use to re-create the big bang — believed to be the event that caused the beginning of the universe
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
how things turned out in the local tv news. (at least in my case)
"so, the LHC didn't destroy the universe"
"very good, it will now usher a new era of knowledge upon us, but first, here with us is a D-grade celebrity, who woke up at 06:00 to promote his new shitty show".
god, I hate television.
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Currently Watching: probably a show directed at 9 years old girls, lets be honest.
You know the important distinction between Batman and me? Batman is fictional. In real life, there isn't always an alternative.
Well I heard they didn't do the test yet. The whole thing with the accelerated particles is really a month from now.
OMG!! I had no idea that driving while distracted can be so dangerous!!! Oh thank god for this article!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26727674/?gt1=43001
The irony is that some people will be reading that article from their Iphones at a red light.
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
So, watching the news today... they had this huge story about the economy crysis thats happening right now. it looked like a really serious thing the way they did the broadcast.
then.. about 15 minutes later they did this story about some huge drug bust in texas and kept going on and on about how it would be less drugs on 'our' streets, and so on...
when i saw this i could only think of how good a time it would be to start actions to decriminalize many drugs. crime... gone, money... tons.
of course this would have other ripple effects like dea agents being out of a job and what not.
people aren't going to stop using drugs... they're just going to do more outrageous and desperate things to get them, causing increases in all sorts of other crimes.
Beware! The distractions are everywhere for drivers! The roads will never be safe, as long as there are women wearing miniskirts. At least, that's how it goes in Uganda.
That's why.. lots of places should have higher standards for driving >.>
"Leaving hell is not the same as entering it." - Tierce Japhrimel
Those goddamn drug busts in Texas are why I'm paying out the ass for weed around here, since it's so close to Arkansas. Something must be done about this.
"They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin
I'm sure this guy doesn't smoke weed.
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Stopping drug crimes for that reason alone would be inappropriate. For one, it's the law enforcers' responsibility to enforce laws. Stopping crime is their job. Choosing to use desperate measures of obtaining drugs is not their fault, but those of the people. That's why besides law enforcement, educating the public is also needed, and is being done now. Allowing something to go on that is wrong to go one, because one simply thinks they may do worse if you do something about it is not the right thing to go about it. It's like bullying in school. If you tell the teacher, the dude might do something worse, and you may decide not to tell. However, it's wrong for the teacher to know about it, then do nothing because "it'll be more troublesome".
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I wonder if he can still keep his wife satisfied.
Hey, rock n roll ain't noise pollution.
"They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin
so, umm....wallstreet dropped 500 points and the american economy is on the verge of collapse.
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