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    Pit Lord shinta|hikari's Avatar
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    Roaches are so common here that I don't particularly mind them anymore. I used to kill them using a slipper (then wipe away their nasty remains with a tissue), but now even that is getting troublesome. There are thousands of them, so squishing a few won't make a difference anyway.

    I hate it when they fly though. I remember a roach landing on my friends nape before. It was hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shinta|hikari View Post
    I hate it when they fly though. I remember a roach landing on my friends nape before. It was hilarious.
    Oh yeah, flying roaches...When I was about 5 or 6, I had seen my first flying roach. I saw the hugest roach I'd see up to that point in my life crawling on a wall. Soon as I saw it, it stopped crawling and I froze in terror for about 10s. I turned around and was about to run in panic when I just a sharp pain on my earlobe as if someone flicked me with their fingers. Then I noticed the roach had zipped by me and landed on the opposite wall, towards the direction I wanted to run. I froze once again in horror as I rose my hand to my ear, to notice blood dripping from it.

    Roaches, wherever they are, I will kill them. I will fight the good fight.
    "You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood."

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