Holy hell, I had a birthday? Well, that's a mess.

But naw, thanks folks. I think all us old-timers are starting to really drift away from the forum-regular life a bit. I know my insane work-life is keeping me from paying much attention here or trying to stave off the creeping silence that slowly blankets our sleepy internet backwater, but well-wishes from folks scattered around the world are still nice. So thanks!

Cripes. I'm 35. I don't even...