</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Legendary Nin @ Dec 21 2003, 09:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Naruto cheats on Sakura with Sasuke.After kissing in first few episodes ,Naruto has had a Sasuke obsession.Sakura gets pissed at him and cheats on him with Rock Lee aka Fuzybrows.Sakura finds out thar the bigger the brows the better,so she cheats on him with Gai sensei and he gives her the lotus.Jiraiya watches and rights another porno aka adult manga,and Kakashi starts reading it while training the genins.Also,Ino flips and can&#39;t accept Naruto with Sasuke,so she goes to get some meat tank from Chouji,who cheats on her with Hinata,who cheats on her with Orochimaru.Orochimaru cheats on her with Sasuke,who cheats on Naruto,who Kabuto has an affair with.Hinata then has an affair with Neji,who goes three way with Kurenai and Anko while Hiraiya watches.Jiraiya then beats the shit out of him and takes Sakura,Ino,Kurenai,Anko,Hinata,and Sexy No Jutsu Naruto home with him.Oro,Kabuto,and Sasuke then have their sasuage fest,

Is that Jerry Springer enough.I think that&#39;s covered all the usually Springer events in a single episode. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
LOL that was awsome&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;