Well... You say don't respond with this "bullshit" but in reality, that is the reality. The people in ANBU do have things to do other than give out something they aren't paid for. They work as hard as they can in order to produce quality translations. Some things in Japanese are not easily translated directly into English. There are alot of phrases that are idiums that come up every so often. It takes a little extra time to make sure the translation is correct and the meaning isn't lost. Then there is extra work of timing it, perfecting it, making it so everything is graphically and grammatically correct. These things take time, and its time that people are willing to wait for quality.

If you want the speed with reasonable quality, then go for bakasan, nothing wrong with their stuff. However, its not ANBU quality =P