- AN ENCHANTED MOMENT AND IT SEES ME THROUGH
- Sir...
- IT'S ENOUGH FOR THIS RESTLESS SANNIN... SENNIN... THINGY JUST TO BE WITH YOUUUU
- Ehm, sir...
- AND CAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEL THE LOOOOVE TONIGHT?
- SIR!
- IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE KINGS AND VAGABONDS BELIEVE THE VERY BEEESSSTTTTT
- I'm not even going to ask what are you doing with that Playgirl issue
- MARIA! I just did it... again...
- Did what?
- REWATCHED THE LION KING!!!!!!!
- Oh no...
- THAT MOVIE IS SO FUCKING GOOD! THE FEELING! THE COMEDY! THE MUSIC! OMG ELTON JOHN!!!!!! THAT SCAR MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL AND I LOVE IT!! OH YEAH! MAKE ME YOUR SCHOOLGIRL!!!!! YOU BADASS YOU!
- Actually I was just going to tell you that our mighty sacrifices... souls...ehh... soldier... subordinates... okay okay, worthless slaves thingies have made contact with Itachi and some... guy with a moustasche
- A guy with a moustasche?
- Yes?
- OMG! It can only be...
- Be who?
- Well.... I can't tell you that now... but you must never forget this moment
- Why?
- So you have already forgotten...
- MAKE SENSE DAMN YOU!
- You have forgotten who you are and thus you have forgotten me. YOU ARE MY SON... AND THE ONLY RIGHTFUL KING!
- I am going to assassinate your VCR with a few explosion notes
- Actually, I have a DVD player.
- SHUT UP!!!!!!!

*meanwhile*

- Oh come oooon! You meanies!
- No can do, Boner man.
- You heard spider fuck.
- Yup yup. *burp*
- Hey guys, what are you arguing about?
- I can't join their club : (
- Club?
- Yeah, he's the only one here who isn't dead yet. Hah hah, loser!
- It's a shitty common fact, only assholes aren't dead.
- I GOT PUNCHED
- Well fuck you all. I'm sick. Doesn't that count for anything?
- Worst. Argument. Ever. Being dead is nothing to be proud of...
- Actually, getting impaled by knives all over while in a barrel felt pretty good.
- Just shut up.
- Well seeing as you weren't in control of the main body, you didn't get to feel the full pain! Oh I tell you, it was as enjoyable as seeing Kidoumaru read 5 porno mags simultaneously. Nobody can ever say that he doesn't put those arms to use!
- Hey... you promised that was gonna be our little secret...
- What fucking secret? Tell me more, fuckfuckingfuckfuckersfuckfuckfuckfuckfufkccklsakf lfkozkfijaisfjsfijsfifsfsfppaa
- Now that's some original cussing if I've ever seen any
- ...fasfosakfsosafkaokwraokfszkjkajfFUUCKKIING SALAD TASTES LIKE SHITfsaposakafsokfsaofasoff...
- I don't like salad either. I eat cookies. I GOT PUNCHED!
- Okay okay we get it. You got punched. Well guess what, I got.. .ehh... massacred. From the inside. Somehow.
- ...faoskfsaokfspokfsaijffasisafijsA FUCKING WIND PLOT DEVICE SANDFUCKERS oafskokfsaofsakfoffsfsa...
- Bah. You are all probably just jealous of me.
- Of course we are. I wish I got owned by a drunk guy.
- Hey, I did not get owned. Goddamnit... actually.. it was like this...
- Guys, guys... go here instead.
- You kidding? That forum sucks, inhabited only by Sasuke fanboys! Don't trust them!
- I think what little plot this series had just went down the gutter.

*meanwhile, 5 metres away*

- FOR THE LOVE OF SIMBA AND THE SHITTY LION KING SEQUAL, I HAVE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR... AN ENTIRE POST! WHY DON'T YOU REACT!!!
- Did you guys just hear something?
- ... I GOT PUNCHED
- OKAY ALREADY
- AT THE............ ........ CHEST
- And I'll punch you there again if you don't shut up!!
- ....FSAOFASKFSOFSAOIFFOIFSOFOFJFOIFSAOFOIFFOFSIF(" ¤!¤(!/¤!(¤/!¤(/¤!(¤/¤!(/!¤¤(/¤!(/¤(¤/¤(¤(¤¤(/!¤¤!(¤/!¤¤(¤/¤(/ LIKE A VIRGIN!.
- Uh-oh. This is bad.
- What?
- She is out of cuss words. She has entered Madonna mode.
- ARGH! NO! ANYTHING BUT MADONNA MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Actually, she did some good songs back in the 80s... *starts dancing like they do in Vogue*
- God, you ... ... ... ... ... sorry. Madonna mode has paralyzed me so much that I can't insult you.
- LIKE A VIRGIN!!! WEARING LIPSTICK FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME~~

*at the same time*

- *pant pant* I think I made it.. to safety...
- Mother?
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*to be continued